I don't like my math teacher. She screams about cats and looks like a hamster and I just want to rip her head off.. well, no, I don't. I'd much rather see her get a sex change.
Proof that I am a dork: I went out and bought one of the new tamagotchis. Sigh. Nostalgia struck me hard. I used to be addicted to those things way back when and I could not restrain myself. I kept saying to myself "ashley do not do this it is a waste of money and it's a little plastic egg with a battery". But no. I would not listen. Why did I spend $15 dollars on one of those things? Why? I have no self control. Sob sob. ;[
And I am sick to death of patriotism. I mean, America isn't that great. We're not the #1 country in the world. Speaking of which, what do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual. What do you call a person who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call a person who speaks one language? American.
Teehee. My history teacher is so funny. He talks about Puritans having apron sex. Go Puritans!