mmk!!! stop [star]ing&& (ponine) wrote,
mmk!!! stop [star]ing&&

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I learned something. Don't go outside during the day because some crazycrazy killer men like to take this secret poison potion and spray it at people when they pretend to sneeze. Then you die and they take you back to their house to sodomize you.

And um.. in the car. You could die. You know, some intoxicated and insane man could be like "I'ma gunna heet yew with mah car har har" and BAM. Then you die and the intoxicated and insane man is free to dance around because he had his seatbelt on. So buckle up.
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