An Israeli man named George keeps leaving me messages for someone named Rich. He asked: "the membership, what you gonna do with this?". I've concluded that he's in group therapy for convicted sex offenders. And someone happens to call me about six times a day. You would think Mr. George would get the hint after I stated in my answering machine message that "you probably have the wrong number", but I guess it was the end of season sale at the cerebral department for him.
SO STOP CALLING, MR. ISRAELI MAN.. but he could be Polish. It sounds sort of.. Polish/Israeli. Or Ukrainian. I don't know. HE JUST HAS A FUNNY ACCENT. Tell George to stop calling me. :[
But he always leaves his phone number, so I should call him and pretend to be Rich. I bet they're gay lovers. Only gay lovers are called Rich and George.
IF YOU EAT A CRAYON YOU THROW UP MMKTHANKYOU THAT IS HOW I WOULD STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL.